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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

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What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor