How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.