How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.