Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Safe Word Jokes More Safe Word Jokes

Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word