Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

What are a redneck's last two words before dying?

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.