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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

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What did Orville say when Keith Harris died?

Nothing.

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Safe Word Jokes More Safe Word Jokes

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.