Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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All sorts of antics!

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Who's there! Bunny! Bunny who?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now!kn

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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word