Safe Word Jokes

Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

S&Amp Jokes More S&Amp Jokes

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...