Safe Word Jokes

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

Upper Case Letter Jokes More Upper Case Letter Jokes

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Low Case Letter Jokes More Low Case Letter Jokes

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.