Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

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Two large planes

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From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!