Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!