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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why does OP never deliver?

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays