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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday