Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.