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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.