What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man?

He always delivers.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.