What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

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How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.