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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man?

He always delivers.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.