What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.