What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman?

He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.