What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday