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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.