What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!