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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.