What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!