What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.