What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!