What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

What do you call a group of students?

A school.