What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

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What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.