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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"