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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99