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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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How much damage can their Weiner make...

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.