What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.