What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.