What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.