What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What are you waiting for?

A car.

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).