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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.