You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
A Quebrolet.
With parts unknown.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Because they won't fall for the same trick twice
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
A battle dwarf
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do