You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
They have a custardy battle
He cracked up.
Don't ask her out again
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
Fall out boy
Get off me homes.
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
A battle dwarf
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do