What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

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What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do