What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).