They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
A battle dwarf
They go shopping at a department store.
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
With a Lucille Ball.
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
Because of his retractable clause.
Are you vegan?
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
Use your test tickles
A Juggalo
Short tempers.
Storming a castle.
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Chickpea
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
