They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
A battle dwarf
A waist of time
They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
Because bears don't go to college.
Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
On dos axes
He didn't have the balls to do it.
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Olive.
Because he is dead
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
