They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
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Hit him in the face with an axe.
Hit him in the face with an Axe
Hit him in the face with an axe
Hit it in the face with an axe.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
A battle dwarf
Go axe your mother.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
Natalie Wood.
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".
Start in England and drive West.
I've been through a lot.
Because "B" shells would be too small!
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
Sir" from a distance.
SNIKTERS
A furrycanine
Thunderwear
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Ten tickles.
Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.