Axe Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Axis Jokes More Axis Jokes

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!