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What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf