What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.