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What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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You're sure to get a little head

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf