What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

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What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets?

Clearly short handed.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe