What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).