A small medium at large!
You're just going to have to be a little patient.
Short tempers.
A midget.
A Standing Blow-vation.
Because they only wanted a little drama.
He was mini cooped up for to long.
Very little.
Half a Romeo.
He came up short on his register.
Little.
Because they can't get high.
A Micromanager.
Tom Cruise
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
A little stiff.
A midget at a urinal.
They might trip on the string.
69 for midgets
Just a little
A metro-gnome
Very little
You get a short circut.
A Juggalo
Boxing Midgets.
The kid is over 5 feet tall.
There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.
Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
Air.
Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.
Halfghanistan.
Because the steaks are too high.
You're sure to get a little head
A battle dwarf
It reads "Small medium at large."
Bo nose
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
One's a pro, and one's a con.
An AT-STD.
Freedom of speech
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
At least one group can grow a beard.
An Orca-stra.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.
A convent!
Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
