Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

Little Suspect Jokes More Little Suspect Jokes

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Gold-diggers.

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

Crime Scene Jokes More Crime Scene Jokes