A small medium at large!
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Coffee Mug
It's a long line of midgets!
You're just going to have to be a little patient.
Short tempers.
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A midget.
A little suspect
Little Seizures...
A Standing Blow-vation.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Because they only wanted a little drama.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Little Seizers
He was mini cooped up for to long.
Very little.
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
Half a Romeo.
He came up short on his register.
Little.
Because they can't get high.
A Micromanager.
Tom Cruise
The latter is a group of cunning runts.
I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there
When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
A leperchaun!
A little stiff.
A midget at a urinal.
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
You call him a little slow
A little Down.
They might trip on the string.
They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.
69 for midgets
The steaks are just too high.
A flap in the face.
When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!
Just a little
Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
Because they keep stepping on the string.
A metro-gnome
Clearly short handed.
Very little
A low blow
When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.
You get a short circut.
A Juggalo
Imp-Patient!
Boxing Midgets.
A paragraph since he isn't a full essay
One is small and the Other is small minded!
The kid is over 5 feet tall.
There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.
He gets medium.
Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
Air.
Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.
I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy
Halfghanistan.
Put another shrimp on the barbie.
Because the steaks are too high.
You're sure to get a little head
A little get together
The Whittle Business *badum ching*
A battle dwarf
A quarter pounder with cheese.
It reads "Small medium at large."
You have toupee
It matches their mustaches.
She didn't have the balls
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They only have one joystick to worry about.
Banner.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
Five. It's a huge problem.
Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary
Batman.
None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!
I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?
