Midget Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

You might also enjoy:

Crime Scene Jokes More Crime Scene Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.