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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard