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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.