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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.