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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one