What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little