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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.