What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little