What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.