What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.