What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey