What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"