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What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.