How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Imagination Jokes More Imagination Jokes

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.