How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!