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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What the 0 said to the 8?

Nice belt, dude!