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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.