What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!