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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude