Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)