What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What's a monk's favorite kind of cheese?

Smoked Buddha.

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What mythological monster casts no reflection?

All of them.

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi