Pout-ry farm..
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
Photo bombing
They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.
Hallooooo me!
A Selfie!
We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"
Selfish
Didn't you know you were taking the picture
Because she used #nofilter
But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
It's all in the execution.
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
A voice.
It needed a root canal.
One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
Valet.
Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y
The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.
What Men Know About Women
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
