Selfie Jokes

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture?

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who?

Bologna & cheese!

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Concept Jokes More Concept Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.