What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because its bangs were getting long!