What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.