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What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas