What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.

Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer?

Because they were using a Berner Phone.

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Why do you when you sign to a Dating site?

More bang for your buck!!!! (Wow, that was bad)

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!