What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.