Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

George Jokes More George Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.