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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

George Jokes More George Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.