He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
He didn't want to be Obeast.
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."
Why don't you want me to get well now
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!
He thought they were revolting!
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
