Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

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What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.