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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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It did snot want to be late

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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Brute.

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A2 Brute.

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Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?