Music Lesson Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Brute Jokes More Brute Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out