Music Lesson Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Flat Jokes More Flat Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.