Music Lesson Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she gets away!

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Brute Jokes More Brute Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Flat Jokes More Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction