Etude, Brute?
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
He had friends on the other side.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Caesars.
I came. I saw. I concurred.
A flat.
Ecru, Brute
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
An udder disaster
It lifts their spirits.
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
He keeps missing his train
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
