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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

Flat Jokes More Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad