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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Brute Jokes More Brute Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy