Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Voldemort Jokes More Voldemort Jokes

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.