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Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Tounge Jokes More Tounge Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.