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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Why did Goku cross the road?

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.