Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.