What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.