What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

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Me: I peed my pants.

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I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.