What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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Because they're both cauldron

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.