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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.