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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.

Flat Mate Jokes More Flat Mate Jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.