What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.