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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Flat Mate Jokes More Flat Mate Jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.