Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Brovines.
Because they're both roasted
Because they're both cauldron
No Biggie.
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
They both love to spark up joints.
Ford was my best friend.
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
A flat mate.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!
You are the banner of my existence.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
Hey we have a toot in common.
Toot-in-common
Someone's got to fix this sub.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Winning the game tournament!
Having two legs
The New York Necks
They weren't hiring.
She had little to no coverage.
It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
