Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Brovines.
Because they're both roasted
Because they're both cauldron
No Biggie.
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
He'll probably catch fleas
They both love to spark up joints.
Ford was my best friend.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
A flat mate.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!
Because they are already covered.
Student: A variable who don't need no man
Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.
The latter represents people that win.
PG-13
Rated movies.
Fiction".
Finding half of a roach in your food.
My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...
Joint custardy
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Because he's Blind Married
Because there's no body there!
Get them back inside the camp!