Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Brovines.
Because they're both roasted
Because they're both cauldron
No Biggie.
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
He'll probably catch fleas
They both love to spark up joints.
Ford was my best friend.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
A flat mate.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Because of the lutte
War Biscuit
Get some furniture
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
No seriously, im getting lonely.
An aardvark with the sniffles!
Giraffic.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.
Bernie Sanders
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
They are both going to miss every body.
The eyes, cause they di-late.
