Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Brovines.
Because they're both roasted
Because they're both cauldron
No Biggie.
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
He'll probably catch fleas
They both love to spark up joints.
Ford was my best friend.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
A flat mate.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
Dey both sinna, mon!
None, we just swap out your whole house
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
Egyptian dummies.
A Cairo-practor.
Because there horns don't work.
Because he was pain in the neck!
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
He wanted to smoke a joint!
The Philosophers Stoned
It raises their shellfish steam.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
God doesn't think he's a Welder.
