Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Brovines.
Because they're both roasted
Because they're both cauldron
No Biggie.
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
He'll probably catch fleas
They both love to spark up joints.
Ford was my best friend.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
A flat mate.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!
Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
OK
You do the math
When you help an old lemon across the street.
He's good at making friends.
On a piece rate.
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
You are the banner of my existence.
The Philosophers Stoned
Because potholder was already taken
Someone's got to fix this sub.
Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
