Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Brovines.
Because they're both cauldron
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Ford was my best friend.
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
A flat mate.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!
They're both empty from the neck up.
Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
Mortgage freeman.
Because he liked to meddle.
Heavy metal.
They have a polar pole poll.
Through the Electoral College.
Where did Es-car-go.
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Mr Bus.
