Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Brovines.
Because they're both roasted
Because they're both cauldron
No Biggie.
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
He'll probably catch fleas
They both love to spark up joints.
Ford was my best friend.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
A flat mate.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!
Because he would just go home and master bait.
Because he was married.
Die Hard
The Woof of Wall Street.
A. Lesbi-hens
Because its the only love they get.
Because it wasn't their Destiny.
He didn't understand Flossophy!
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
You get a VHS tape.
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
His ghoul friend.
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
It takes four years to get an election.
Mr. President.
