Good Friend Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

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How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.