Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today