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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today