Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.