Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

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Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.