Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()