What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!