What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()