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What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.