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What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride