What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"