Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!