Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up