Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Maple Leafs Jokes More Maple Leafs Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!