How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.