Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.