Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

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What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.