Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.