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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

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What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.