Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up