What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

Previous Random Joke Next

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.