What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("