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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

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How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

Because you have to planet.