Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.