Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!