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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.