Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.