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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.