Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

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Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company