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How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over