Flip it over
He joins AARP
Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
To fit in the box.
Because he was cohabiting.
To scare off Cat burglars!
Because he ate his pillow.
A 401(K-9).
He was too far out, man.
One must simply walk into a bar
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Turn the stool upside-down
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
To hide his nuts!!
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
Someone flipped it.
He flips houses
