A half-ton pickup.
Flip it over
When you get stiff before she does.
All the pairs of floating eyes
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
I'm just gonna leave this here.
Russell.
Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.
You flip it upside down.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
