Bar Stool Jokes

What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

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How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

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What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin?

You flipper!

What is the most popular cheese in "the Upside Down"?

Demogorgonzola