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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

City Jokes More City Jokes

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans