What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.