What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.