What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

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What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans