What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

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What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!