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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

City Jokes More City Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.