What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.