What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.