What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants