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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

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What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

Removed

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where's the fire ma'am?

Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

Because he was dead.

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants