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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

House Jokes More House Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants