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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.