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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.