Fireman Jokes

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!

Why was the fireman buried on top of the hill?

Because he was dead.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.