Because his hose was in a different area code.
This is not a drill.
To help the firemen find the hydrants
He got fired.
Jose and Hose B.
You put it out, man!
Because he was dead.
Because they sell more tickets!
Holy smoke!
The roof is on fire.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
To keep their pants up.
To hold his pants up.