Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.