Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.