To hold his pants up.
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
To hold up their pants.
Because they hate shorts.
Because they sell more tickets!