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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes