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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.