Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.