Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!