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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!