How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...