How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

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What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey