How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!