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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...