Weiner Jokes

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Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

Weiner Dog Jokes More Weiner Dog Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

John Wayne Jokes More John Wayne Jokes

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Food Poisoning Jokes More Food Poisoning Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Memory Jokes More Memory Jokes

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys!