Weiner Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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The more you twist them the harder they get.

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.