Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!