Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.