Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.