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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.