Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.