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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.