What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey!

Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.