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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

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When does a dog go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground