What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

When does a dog go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!