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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

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What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.