What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.