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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.