What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.