What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.