Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!