March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Previous Random Joke Next

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What did the pirate say?

Ayy ayy cap'n

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.