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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.