Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*