Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!
Buckaneer
The first grade.
Twelve
He wrote sheet music.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
F", for Fonzi. Duh.
They only have one I.
Because they can spend years at sea.
They're stuck at C for years
