Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What is hillybillys fantasy?

S&ampM...... Sister and Mother.

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.