Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.