Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.