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Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.