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Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!