Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.