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Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a.........oooooh.

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.