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Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.